Detroit’s Pro Sports Teams Have Been Even Worse Than You Thought

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This past weekend marked the elimination of the Detroit Red Wings from playoff contention.

Although this may not come as a surprise, it signifies yet another season where a Detroit professional sports team has failed to achieve a championship.

To make matters worse, the city has once again failed to secure a playoff victory this season.

Although we can all celebrate the illustrious history of the Detroit Shock, they relocated to Tulsa, Oklahoma, taking along their three championship titles. Yes, Tulsa!

When it comes to postseason success, we have all made jokes and endured being the target of many due to Detroit’s lack of achievement.

How severe has it truly been?

It would be advisable for you to take a seat.

Time since Detroit last won a title: 5465 days 16 hours 27 minutes 10 seconds

The city of Detroit has been waiting for over 5,000 days to rejoice in a pro sports championship.

The momentous occasion occurred on June 4, 2008, as the Red Wings triumphed over the Pittsburgh Penguins, securing their victory in the Stanley Cup.

Afterward, a total of 25 sports cities have achieved championship victories in one of the four major sports. Out of those, thirteen towns have secured victories in at least two championships. Both Boston/New England and Los Angeles have an impressive record of winning seven championships each.

The fact that it’s been over 3,100 days since a Detroit sports team won a playoff series is not helpful. The last time this occurred was on Oct. 10, 2013, when the Detroit Tigers defeated the Oakland Athletics in five games during the ALDS.

I can’t speak for you, but since then, a significant amount of things have occurred in my life.

Paul Costanzo, a proud Michigan resident, has a daughter who entered this world on December 14, 2013. Despite being in second grade, she has not experienced any triumphs in Detroit’s professional sports scene. Joining the ranks of countless others, she finds solace in the fact that she is not alone. Although I wish I could offer reassurance, the statistics paint a different picture.

Let’s take a glimpse into the disappointments of each team, beginning with the most significant one.

Time since the Lions last won a playoff game: 11460 days 19 hours 27 minutes 10 seconds

No other sports franchise can match the Detroit Lions when it comes to setting the bar for disappointment.

The Lions have never won a Super Bowl, and they have also never made an appearance in one.

As a young child, I have a vivid memory of my grandfather expressing his heartfelt desire to witness the Lions emerge victorious in the Super Bowl.

Regrettably, he departed this world several years ago. Nevertheless, I constantly reassured myself that I would cherish that moment on behalf of both of us. Now, I find myself uncertain.

Throughout history, the Lions have possessed an array of exceptional talent, with notable names like Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson, and Matthew Stafford gracing their roster. However, despite their brilliance, the combined efforts of these three individuals have only yielded a solitary playoff victory.

These are some significant (notably negative) dates in Lions history.

• The most recent NFL Championship was won on December 29, 1957.
• The most recent division title was achieved on January 2, 1994.
• The most recent playoff victory was achieved on January 5, 1992.
• The most recent playoff appearance was on January 7, 2017.

It has been more than 10,000 days since the Lions last celebrated a noteworthy victory.

As Dan Campbell enters his second season in 2022, the rebuilding process has now stretched across seven decades.

Time since the Tigers last won a playoff series: 3511 days 15 hours 29 minutes 10 seconds

Everyone in Michigan has a soft spot for the Motor City Kitties.

Without a doubt, this town and state are undeniably passionate about baseball. Nevertheless, the Detroit Tigers have managed to secure a mere four World Series championships throughout their existence as a franchise.

In recent history, the Tigers were undeniably the franchise that came closest to winning a championship. However, this fact only amplifies the disappointment as their highly skilled roster failed to achieve the ultimate goal.

Miguel Cabrera, Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, Prince Fielder, and Papa Grande were all at their peak during the 2012 World Series, but unfortunately, they were unable to deliver and fell short.

Although 1984 may not feel like it was too far in the past, nearly four decades have passed since then.

These are the significant dates in the playoff history of the Tigers.

• The most recent World Series Championship was secured on October 14, 1984.
• The most recent World Series appearance occurred on October 28, 2012.
• The most recent Division Championship occurred on September 28, 2014.
• The most recent playoff appearance occurred on October 5, 2014.
• The most recent victory in the playoffs occurred on October 16, 2013.
• The most recent playoff series victory occurred on October 10, 2013.

Although the 2022 Detroit Tigers have a glimmer of hope to contend for a playoff spot, their chances of winning the championship this year are still quite slim.

Time since the Red Wings last won a playoff series: 3662 days 14 hours 27 minutes 10 seconds

The Detroit Red Wings are the final team among the four to have won a championship, but it has been over 5,000 days since their last victory.

The Hockeytown-Era filled the city of Detroit with immense pride by creating countless unforgettable memories. Detroit’s hockey team has clinched an impressive 11 championships, more than any other franchise in the big four sports leagues.

However, burdensome was the responsibility that comes with wearing the crown.

While the championship runs were remarkable, the recent stretch of games has been equally disappointing for the Red Wings.

Hockeytown isn’t exactly reflected in six consecutive seasons without making the playoffs.

Now, let’s present the comprehensive breakdown of the Red Wings:

• The most recent Stanley Cup victory occurred on June 4, 2008.
• The most recent appearance in the Stanley Cup Finals was on June 12, 2009.
• The most recent playoff appearance occurred on April 21, 2016.
• The most recent victory in the playoffs occurred on April 17, 2016.
• The most recent playoff series victory occurred on May 12, 2013, with the game concluding on May 13 in the Eastern time zone.
• The most recent division title was achieved on April 10, 2011.

Fans are filled with optimism as Steve Yzerman takes charge of his former team, hoping for a turnaround.

Lucas Raymond and Moritz Seider are leading the way for the Red Wings, showcasing incredible young talent.

Time since the Pistons last won a playoff series: 5487 days 17 hours 42 minutes 10 seconds

Detroit fans have a strong connection with the Detroit Pistons due to the team being commonly perceived as the antithesis of the NBA.

The NBA Championship-winning teams of 1989 and 1990, known as the Bad Boys, frequently faced criticism due to their overly physical style of play.

The team that won the 2004 championship is frequently regarded as one of the least skilled NBA Finals winners. Interestingly, they are the sole championship squad that does not have any players included in the NBA’s 75 Greatest Players of All Time.

This aligns perfectly with the motto “Detroit vs. Everybody.”

The Pistons hold the unique distinction of being the team that reached the playoffs most recently. However, it has been well over 1,000 days since that achievement.

Take a glance at the significant dates of the Pistons.

• The most recent NBA Championship was won on June 15, 2004.
• The most recent NBA Finals appearance occurred on June 23, 2005.
• The most recent playoff appearance was on April 22, 2019.
• The most recent playoff victory occurred on May 26, 2008.
• The most recent playoff series victory occurred on May 13, 2008.
• The most recent division title was earned on April 16, 2008.

Things might be starting to turn around now that Detroit has won the NBA Draft Lottery in 2021 and chosen Cade Cunningham.

Although the 2022 season didn’t reveal significant progress, the Pistons have the potential to be the team that comes closest to defying the playoff trend.

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